| #5 | Adventurer bobblehead | 12 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #16 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #11 | Black Bart's Booty | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCO mug | 37 |
| #204 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #27 | Carpathian longsword | 91 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #145 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 37 |
| #29 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 13 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #19 | Instant Karma | 476 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #28 | Liam's mail | 112 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #29 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 111 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #24 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 43 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Spookyraven signet | 119 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 19 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 8 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 12 |
| #52 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 9 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 10 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 14 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 20 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 18 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 9 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 16 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 20 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 20 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 12 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 14 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #34 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 75 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #109 | bath ball gift set | 37 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #29 | burnt snowpants | 92 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #13 | demon makeup kit | 6 |
| #8 | dirty bottlecap | 5 |
| #7 | discarded button | 7 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #20 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 42 |
| #25 | fleshy lump | 99 |
| #31 | frigid derringer | 133 |
| #29 | haunted bindle | 106 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #31 | labrador cookie | 3 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #87 | motivational poster | 37 |
| #45 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 40 |
| 🥇 | newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp | 1 |
| #31 | packet of orchid seeds | 5 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | sandwich of the gods | 44 |
| #45 | secret from the future | 4 |
| #94 | slow jam collection | 37 |
| #30 | smoldering bagel punch | 73 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #29 | standards and practices guide | 109 |
| 🥇 | stuffed Hodgman | 1,024 |
| #29 | tie-dyed fannypack | 35 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |