Lack Luster

RankItemQuantity
#14Alice's Army Nurse169
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#186Better Than Cuddling Cake11
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#54CRIMBCO mug307
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#134Crimbeau de toilette1
#161Crimbo candle1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#16Crimbo stockings1
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#3212Crimbuck1
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#341Haunted Sorority House staff guide9
🥇Irish Coffee, English Heart1,949
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#179Microplushie: Bropane75
#189Microplushie: Dorkonide23
#150Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid39
#154Microplushie: Fauxnerditide18
#208Microplushie: Gothochondria50
#176Microplushie: Hippylase85
#353Microplushie: Hipsterine3
#196Microplushie: Hobomosome36
#202Microplushie: Otakulone80
#164Microplushie: Raverdrine54
#186Microplushie: Sororitrate62
#5Otorian Battle Scar1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#696Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#666Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#666Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#708Pokëmann figurine: Twitter2
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#26Satan hat1
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#338Spooky-Gro fertilizer2
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#1189Valentine10
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2606anniversary gift box1
#167antique beer1
#108balanced antler1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1147banana1
#255beavermouth1
#172beer cartilage1
#256begpwnia9
#54black brandy1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#269black velvet box1
#563blue paisley oyster egg7
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#615blue polka-dot oyster egg7
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#165bottle of Crimbognac1
#125bouquet of circular saw blades11
#86box of sunshine5,128
#24carbonated soy milk357
#190chainsaw chain3
#117chakra malt1
#266chakra sludge1
#129chakra-mental wine1
#161chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses11
🥈coffee pixie stick637
#4coffee sprite1
#14drippy stake1
#59duct tape wallet74
#2520fancy chocolate1
#213fossilized baboon skull3
#89fossilized demon skull7
#157fossilized limb73
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#142fossilized spider skull4
#105fossilized spike45
#563fossilized spine1
#448fossilized torso8
#524fossilized wing4
#197fossilized wyrm skull4
#16fruit bat1
#196funhouse mirror4
#33fuzzy polar bear ears1
#220ghost trap6
#608gingerbread house1
#296grilled mooseflank1
🥇guano coffee cup203,375
#112hambrosier1
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#3382heart necklace1
#175hot watered rum1
#31icing poncho1
🥇java cookie1,782
#34kelp-holly drape1
#37kelp-holly gun1
#37latte lovers club card1
#674lavender paisley oyster egg5
#609lavender striped oyster egg4
#79left half of a heart necklace6
#204mauve paisley oyster egg13
#326mauve plastic oyster egg11
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#971mauve striped oyster egg4
#334milk of magnesium1
🥇miniature espresso maker4,656
#23miniature goose mask1
#240mooseflank1
#106muskox-skin cap1
#375negative lump1
#58off-white plastic oyster egg48
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#61peppermint spine1
🥈personalized coffee mug30,322
#73petrified time5
#18poncho de azucar1
#92portable dam1
#42potion of spiritual gunkifying1
#114pristine walrus tusk1
#130puce paisley oyster egg16
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#637puce polka-dot oyster egg6
#408puce striped oyster egg6
#91radio button candy12
#24raffle prize box20
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#530red plastic oyster egg9
#385red polka-dot oyster egg9
#109red striped oyster egg20
#31ribbon candy ascot1
#32right half of a heart necklace14
#210set of jacks1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#1414skeleton bone1
#548small leather glove1
#19snowpack1
#42soggy elf shoes1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#11status cymbal3
#1029stick1
#471stuffed ninja snowman10
#599sunken chest15
🥇thermos full of Knob coffee4,870
#5thermos of brew99
#181thick walrus blubber1
#16tinsel orb1
#189tiny bomb1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#753tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer2
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#753tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer2
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#27tiny glowing red nose1
#227tiny plastic 11 Dealer3
#678tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf11
#197tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear22
#223tiny plastic Axe Wound28
#351tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth12
#221tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type11
#193tiny plastic Beebee King12
#279tiny plastic Beelzebozo14
#203tiny plastic Best Game Ever2
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#320tiny plastic Black Knight20
#392tiny plastic Bonerdagon11
#189tiny plastic Boss Bat19
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#193tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter21
#1811tiny plastic Cheshire bat10
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#212tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel11
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#175tiny plastic Father McGruber22
#219tiny plastic Felonia18
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#241tiny plastic G Imp25
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#285tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser23
#260tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester24
#199tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist21
#306tiny plastic Hellion21
#263tiny plastic Iiti Kitty24
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#306tiny plastic Knob Goblin King13
#720tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter10
#324tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl20
#290tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist22
#174tiny plastic Knott Yeti35
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#346tiny plastic Norville Rogers12
#190tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy32
#270tiny plastic Protagonist24
#261tiny plastic Queen Bee9
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#267tiny plastic Scott the Miner16
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#359tiny plastic Spam Witch18
#497tiny plastic Spunky Princess14
#325tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski13
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#382tiny plastic Trouser Snake18
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#423tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer6
#401tiny plastic XXX pr0n17
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#700tiny plastic accordion thief7
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#259tiny plastic angry bugbear25
#1664tiny plastic angry goat11
#340tiny plastic angry space marine13
#459tiny plastic anime smiley15
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#234tiny plastic apathetic lizardman28
#246tiny plastic astronomer25
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#1668tiny plastic barrrnacle11
#211tiny plastic batbugbear19
#353tiny plastic beanbat19
#269tiny plastic bee swarm16
#335tiny plastic beebee gunners13
#310tiny plastic beebee queue14
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#337tiny plastic black ops bugbear13
#363tiny plastic blazing bat12
#1644tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball11
#310tiny plastic blooper21
#1077tiny plastic brainsweeper7
#294tiny plastic briefcase bat21
#257tiny plastic bugaboo17
#175tiny plastic buzzerker23
#202tiny plastic cavebugbear21
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2502tiny plastic cocoabo7
#19tiny plastic coffee pixie1,216
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#233tiny plastic conservationist hippy17
#249tiny plastic cubist bull25
#643tiny plastic demoninja11
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#222tiny plastic drunk goat28
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#144tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus41
#318tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker21
#466tiny plastic fire servant5
#608tiny plastic fluffy bunny12
#29tiny plastic four-shadowed mime2
#297tiny plastic fruit golem21
#1212tiny plastic fuzzy dice15
#2521tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#1659tiny plastic ghuol whelp11
#337tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers19
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#262tiny plastic goth giant24
#1527tiny plastic grue12
#218tiny plastic handsome mariachi28
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#359tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear12
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#264tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box24
#2009tiny plastic leprechaun9
#2012tiny plastic levitating potato9
#173tiny plastic lobsterfrogman33
#175tiny plastic moneybee22
#1213tiny plastic mosquito15
#315tiny plastic mumblebee14
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#241tiny plastic ninja snowman27
#1799tiny plastic pastamancer3
#275tiny plastic peacannon9
#1644tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime11
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#289tiny plastic scary clown22
#1319tiny plastic seal clubber4
#254tiny plastic senile lihc25
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#260tiny plastic smarmy pirate25
#418tiny plastic spiderbugbear6
#587tiny plastic spiny skelelton12
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#266tiny plastic spooky vampire24
#2236tiny plastic stab bat8
#1272tiny plastic star starfish14
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1416tiny plastic sweet nutcracker6
#179tiny plastic taco cat33
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#192tiny plastic the Free Man12
#377tiny plastic topiary golem17
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#720tiny plastic turtle tamer7
#342tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni20
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#601tiny plastic warwelf12
#1221tiny plastic whitesnake6
#453tiny plastic zmobie15
#3084toast2
#82unearthed potsherd53
#417unearthly onyx1
#111volcanic ash67
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#1454x-ray specs1
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#222yellow plastic oyster egg23
#65yellow polka-dot oyster egg25
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2364yo-yo1
#194yule gruel1
#102yule pup1

Wow, that's 258,148 items total!

what items are this player missing?