| #14 | Alice's Army Nurse | 169 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #186 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 11 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #54 | CRIMBCO mug | 307 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #160 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #342 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 9 |
| 🥇 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1,949 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #180 | Microplushie: Bropane | 75 |
| #190 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 23 |
| #151 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 39 |
| #155 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 18 |
| #209 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 50 |
| #177 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 85 |
| #354 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #197 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 36 |
| #203 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 80 |
| #165 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 54 |
| #187 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 62 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #695 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #708 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #338 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 2 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #168 | antique beer | 1 |
| #109 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #254 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #256 | begpwnia | 9 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #563 | blue paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #615 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #86 | box of sunshine | 5,128 |
| #24 | carbonated soy milk | 357 |
| #190 | chainsaw chain | 3 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| 🥈 | coffee pixie stick | 637 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #59 | duct tape wallet | 74 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #213 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #89 | fossilized demon skull | 7 |
| #158 | fossilized limb | 73 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #142 | fossilized spider skull | 4 |
| #105 | fossilized spike | 45 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #449 | fossilized torso | 8 |
| #524 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #197 | fossilized wyrm skull | 4 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #196 | funhouse mirror | 4 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #220 | ghost trap | 6 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| 🥇 | guano coffee cup | 203,375 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #174 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| 🥇 | java cookie | 1,782 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #38 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #609 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #79 | left half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #204 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #326 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #335 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| 🥇 | miniature espresso maker | 4,656 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #374 | negative lump | 1 |
| #58 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 48 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| 🥈 | personalized coffee mug | 30,322 |
| #73 | petrified time | 5 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #130 | puce paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #637 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #408 | puce striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #91 | radio button candy | 12 |
| #24 | raffle prize box | 20 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #530 | red plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #385 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #109 | red striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #32 | right half of a heart necklace | 14 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #11 | status cymbal | 3 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #599 | sunken chest | 15 |
| 🥇 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4,870 |
| #5 | thermos of brew | 99 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #228 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #678 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 11 |
| #197 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 22 |
| #223 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 28 |
| #351 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 11 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #279 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 14 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #320 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 20 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #189 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 19 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #194 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 21 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 11 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 22 |
| #219 | tiny plastic Felonia | 18 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic G Imp | 25 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #285 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 23 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 24 |
| #199 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 21 |
| #306 | tiny plastic Hellion | 21 |
| #263 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 24 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #306 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 13 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #324 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 20 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 22 |
| #174 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 35 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 12 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 32 |
| #270 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 24 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 9 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 16 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #359 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 18 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 14 |
| #325 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 13 |
| #914 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #382 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 18 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 6 |
| #401 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 17 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 25 |
| #1663 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #340 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 13 |
| #459 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 28 |
| #246 | tiny plastic astronomer | 25 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1668 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #211 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 19 |
| #353 | tiny plastic beanbat | 19 |
| #269 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 16 |
| #335 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 13 |
| #310 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 14 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #337 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 13 |
| #363 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 12 |
| #1643 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #310 | tiny plastic blooper | 21 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #294 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 21 |
| #257 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 17 |
| #175 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 23 |
| #202 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 21 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #19 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1,216 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 17 |
| #249 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 25 |
| #642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #2688 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #222 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 28 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 41 |
| #318 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 21 |
| #466 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #607 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #29 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 2 |
| #297 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 21 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #337 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 19 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #262 | tiny plastic goth giant | 24 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #218 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 28 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #359 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 12 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 24 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #173 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 33 |
| #175 | tiny plastic moneybee | 22 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #315 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 14 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 27 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #275 | tiny plastic peacannon | 9 |
| #1643 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #289 | tiny plastic scary clown | 22 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #254 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 25 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #260 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 25 |
| #418 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 6 |
| #587 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 12 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #266 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 24 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #179 | tiny plastic taco cat | 33 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 12 |
| #377 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 17 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #718 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #342 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #601 | tiny plastic warwelf | 12 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #3084 | toast | 2 |
| #82 | unearthed potsherd | 53 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #111 | volcanic ash | 67 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #222 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 23 |
| #65 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 25 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |