| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #360 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 13 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #4115 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #1605 | brick | 10 |
| #25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #213 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #832 | filthy lucre | 39 |
| #62 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #214 | hobo nickel | 1,339 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #449 | magical mystery juice | 10 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #43 | plexiglass pants | 5 |
| #48 | plexiglass pendant | 4 |
| #42 | plexiglass pikestaff | 7 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #16 | rusty metal greaves | 3 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |