| #449 | Amulet of Yendor | 48 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #535 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #154 | Bonerdagon necklace | 58 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #127 | Boss Bat britches | 88 |
| #965 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #781 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #307 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #633 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 19 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #167 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #662 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1190 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #216 | awful poetry journal | 794 |
| #292 | badass belt | 131 |
| #344 | bag of airline peanuts | 87 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #680 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #692 | black-and-blue light | 15 |
| #662 | blue plasma ball | 19 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #4508 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #605 | brick | 61 |
| #609 | cheap studded belt | 19 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #297 | clown hammer | 95 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #496 | cymbal syrup | 7 |
| #535 | defective skull | 39 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #237 | disturbing fanfic | 806 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2320 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #497 | encoder ring | 31 |
| #976 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #393 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 74 |
| #341 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
| #368 | fake fake vomit | 86 |
| #300 | fake hand | 90 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #655 | flavored foot massage oil | 12 |
| #623 | foam dart | 16 |
| #238 | fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #174 | gloomy black mushroom | 21 |
| #340 | green glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #194 | grue egg | 110 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1290 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #451 | jazz soap | 66 |
| #348 | joybuzzer | 87 |
| #74 | kickback cookbook | 9 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #348 | leaflet | 2 |
| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #303 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 95 |
| #383 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #487 | mood ring | 10 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #83 | oily golden mushroom | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #500 | personal massager | 18 |
| #754 | personalized coffee mug | 19 |
| #455 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 56 |
| #371 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 84 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #779 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #398 | radium-flavored potato chips | 109 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #279 | rubber emo roe | 109 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #123 | seal-clubbing club | 683 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #677 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #644 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 13 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3765 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3764 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3099 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3473 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4061 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3607 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3078 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #3041 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3242 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 22 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3270 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3603 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3736 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3757 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #439 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #392 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #339 | whoopie cushion | 92 |
| #448 | wind-up chattering teeth | 72 |
| #1065 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #537 | x-ray specs | 35 |
| #399 | yellow snowcone | 87 |