| #448 | Amulet of Yendor | 48 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #155 | Bonerdagon necklace | 58 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #128 | Boss Bat britches | 88 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #305 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #635 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 19 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #217 | awful poetry journal | 794 |
| #291 | badass belt | 131 |
| #345 | bag of airline peanuts | 87 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #680 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #693 | black-and-blue light | 15 |
| #663 | blue plasma ball | 19 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #604 | brick | 61 |
| #608 | cheap studded belt | 19 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #296 | clown hammer | 95 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #498 | cymbal syrup | 7 |
| #535 | defective skull | 39 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #236 | disturbing fanfic | 806 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1298 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #499 | encoder ring | 31 |
| #975 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #395 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 74 |
| #342 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
| #369 | fake fake vomit | 86 |
| #302 | fake hand | 90 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #657 | flavored foot massage oil | 12 |
| #624 | foam dart | 16 |
| #238 | fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #175 | gloomy black mushroom | 21 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #190 | grue egg | 110 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #451 | jazz soap | 66 |
| #349 | joybuzzer | 87 |
| #74 | kickback cookbook | 9 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #348 | leaflet | 2 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #302 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 95 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #488 | mood ring | 10 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #83 | oily golden mushroom | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #500 | personal massager | 18 |
| #757 | personalized coffee mug | 19 |
| #456 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 56 |
| #372 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 84 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #398 | radium-flavored potato chips | 109 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #281 | rubber emo roe | 109 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #123 | seal-clubbing club | 683 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #646 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 13 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 22 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #433 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #387 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #342 | whoopie cushion | 92 |
| #446 | wind-up chattering teeth | 72 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #539 | x-ray specs | 35 |
| #401 | yellow snowcone | 87 |