| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #750 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #297 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,111 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #405 | Crimbuck | 2,511 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1134 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1721 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #519 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1082 | duct tape | 18 |
| #1020 | empty agua de vida bottle | 17 |
| #512 | facsimile dictionary | 20 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #2675 | grue egg | 7 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | memory of a C | 5 |
| #167 | memory of a G | 7 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #247 | memory of a T | 3 |
| #219 | memory of an A | 4 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1431 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1866 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #256 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |