| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #297 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,111 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #404 | Crimbuck | 2,511 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1134 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #722 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #518 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1018 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1079 | duct tape | 18 |
| #1019 | empty agua de vida bottle | 17 |
| #512 | facsimile dictionary | 20 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #2515 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | memory of a C | 5 |
| #165 | memory of a G | 7 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #247 | memory of a T | 3 |
| #218 | memory of an A | 4 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #420 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1859 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2026 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2485 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2852 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2874 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #256 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |