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| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #592 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 6 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #2439 | box of sunshine | 45 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1175 | filthy lucre | 17 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #471 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1125 | iGoogly | 7 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1538 | killing feather | 31 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #652 | pool cue | 5 |
| #725 | porquoise | 10 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1394 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #580 | shingle | 4 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #10 | sub-molecular interocitor | 794 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |