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| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
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| #900 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1424 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #228 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #592 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 6 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #2439 | box of sunshine | 45 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #433 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1176 | filthy lucre | 17 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #478 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1125 | iGoogly | 7 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1537 | killing feather | 31 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #542 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #654 | pool cue | 5 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1393 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #580 | shingle | 4 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #10 | sub-molecular interocitor | 794 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |