| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| #24 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 7 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #11 | El Vibrato helmet | 2 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #146 | Freddy Kruegerand | 37 |
| π₯ | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| π₯ | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| π₯ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| π₯ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #133 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 4 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 5 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #213 | arrowgram | 2 |
| #1841 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #912 | brick | 35 |
| #25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #424 | cymbal syrup | 12 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1201 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #146 | fat loot token | 26 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| π₯ | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| π₯ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #368 | hobo nickel | 739 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1253 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| π₯ | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| π₯ | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #637 | personalized coffee mug | 44 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #336 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| π₯ | ring | 1 |
| #11 | rope with some soap on it | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1243 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |