| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #32 | Disco Banjo | 16 |
| #95 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 17 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #916 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 5 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #113 | Rock and Roll Legend | 19 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #13 | bejeweled accordion strap | 19 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #879 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #41 | chintzy accordion pin | 19 |
| #59 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 16 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #135 | cotton candy cone | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #346 | diamond-studded cane | 16 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #936 | disco ball | 16 |
| #872 | disco mask | 16 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | dry vodka martini | 1,051 |
| #1134 | easter egg balloon | 22 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #752 | grue egg | 35 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #356 | heart-shaped balloon | 22 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #225 | lucky rabbit's foot | 26 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #597 | mariachi pants | 19 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #60 | opera mask | 19 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #26 | plexiglass pants | 8 |
| #20 | plexiglass pendant | 8 |
| #973 | plot hole | 11 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #904 | stolen accordion | 19 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 19 |
| #234 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 16 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #540 | twinkly wad | 100 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #12 | ye olde golde frontes | 16 |
| #1186 | yellow candy heart | 2 |