| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #256 | Crimbo Credit | 34 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #7 | warbear foil hat | 11 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |