| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #501 | Boss Bat britches | 29 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #279 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1287 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1283 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #748 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 36 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #392 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1799 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #498 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #637 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #906 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1800 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #262 | green clay bead | 42 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #982 | hobo nickel | 38 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #417 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #585 | obsidian dagger | 31 |
| #1034 | old sweatpants | 40 |
| #957 | paperclip | 8 |
| #443 | pink clay bead | 24 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #252 | purple clay bead | 14 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #718 | red class ring | 7 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #850 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #101 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #539 | spectre scepter | 61 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #642 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #145 | stainless steel suspenders | 19 |
| #36 | sugar shirt | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #236 | toast | 5,519 |
| #478 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |