| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #80 | Boris's key lime pie | 17 |
| #112 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 5 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #435 | Crimbo pie | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #714 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #88 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 14 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #228 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 18 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #196 | NPZR chemistry set | 25 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #91 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 16 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #175 | asshat | 15 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #619 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #22 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 31 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #222 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #98 | digital key lime pie | 14 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #92 | effluvious emerald | 17 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #1698 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #195 | flower petal pie | 2 |
| #1070 | fudgecule | 56 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #134 | glacial sapphire | 6 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #983 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #882 | iGoogly | 12 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2696 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #321 | lihc eye pie | 7 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #711 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #159 | pumpkin beer | 4 |
| #133 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #176 | purple pixel pie | 5 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #1773 | robotronic egg | 4 |
| #106 | shingle | 96 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #80 | silver tongue charrrm | 136 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #909 | solid gold bowling ball | 15 |
| #97 | solid gold pegleg | 69 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1204 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #2049 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #592 | synthetic stuffing | 10 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2075 | unstable DNA | 4 |