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| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
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| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
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| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
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| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
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| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
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| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #783 | batblade | 1 |
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| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
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| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
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| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
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| #2393 | felt | 1 |
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| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
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| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
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| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
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| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
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| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
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| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
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| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
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| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
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| #307 | star staff | 1 |
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| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
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| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |