| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #182 | ASCII shirt | 12 |
| #82 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #299 | Imp Ale | 666 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #374 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 10 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #159 | SPF 451 lip balm | 16 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #115 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 8 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #623 | bottle of goofballs | 41 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #89 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 5 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1824 | box of sunshine | 82 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #364 | can of spinach | 6 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #349 | chaos butterfly | 666 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #176 | disassembled clover | 666 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape | 555 |
| #64 | effluvious emerald | 30 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #601 | fire | 9 |
| #220 | [2426]fire flower | 5 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #34 | gas balloon | 421 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #60 | glacial sapphire | 19 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #184 | guy made of bee pollen | 17 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #439 | killing feather | 65 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #113 | monomolecular yo-yo | 534 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #75 | quantum taco | 500 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #478 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 18 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #483 | rogue swarmer | 76 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #441 | sawblade fragment | 73 |
| #311 | scented massage oil | 5 |
| #147 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #73 | steamy ruby | 25 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #222 | stuffed gray blob | 206 |
| #157 | tawdry amethyst | 7 |
| #113 | teddy borg | 83 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| #328 | thin black candle | 666 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #37 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 999 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1041 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| #952 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #179 | tube of hair oil | 2 |
| #190 | unearthly onyx | 5 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #486 | unstable laser battery | 63 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |