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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #256 | Crown of the Goblin King | 88 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1521 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 10 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #113 | Goodfella contract | 496 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #8 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 199 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #342 | asshat | 4 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #481 | candied kobold | 6 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #675 | cast | 10 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #140 | delicious stinkbug | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #12 | empty meat tank | 2,480 |
| #498 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 61 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #7 | ice stein | 171 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1059 | length of string | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | mocking turtle | 10 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1124 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #349 | penguin thesaurus | 20 |
| #49 | penguin whip | 9 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #431 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #98 | spooky alphabet block | 3 |
| #341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #298 | spooky eyeliner | 9 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1353 | spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #66 | spooky music box mechanism | 2 |
| #103 | spooky scarecrow | 3 |
| #133 | spooky shroomkabob | 4 |
| #442 | spooky shrunken head | 15 |
| #108 | spooky sound effects record | 2 |
| #179 | spooky staff | 2 |
| #512 | spooky stick | 13 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |