| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #479 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #473 | Blood Light | 4 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #246 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #271 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #227 | The Cooler Out of Space | 12 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #431 | bite-me-red lipstick | 18 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #122 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1753 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #293 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #529 | spooky felt | 17 |
| #478 | spooky length of string | 22 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #520 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |