| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #478 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #472 | Blood Light | 4 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #245 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #269 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #227 | The Cooler Out of Space | 12 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #431 | bite-me-red lipstick | 18 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1753 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
| #76 | perl necklace | 5 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #529 | spooky felt | 17 |
| #479 | spooky length of string | 22 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1261 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |