| #88 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 9 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #86 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,155 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #677 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #901 | Cloaca-Cola | 19 |
| #418 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #126 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 17 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #465 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #653 | Crimbo fudge | 14 |
| #663 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 13 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #516 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #632 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 98 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #239 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #353 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #775 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 66 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #430 | atomic vector plotter | 9 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #390 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 9 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #129 | black plastic oyster egg | 29 |
| #452 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #350 | blue paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #594 | blue plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #483 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #456 | blue striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #660 | can of Binarrrca | 13 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #260 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 32 |
| #380 | candied yams | 24 |
| #619 | candy brain | 3 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #1107 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #391 | computronic processing unit | 9 |
| #369 | corpse on the beach | 14 |
| #273 | corpsedriver | 18 |
| #467 | corpsetini | 11 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #19 | cursed bottle of rum | 125 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #227 | delicious salad | 228 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1786 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #696 | felt | 13 |
| #86 | fruit bowl | 4 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #250 | green glowstick | 7 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #316 | herbal stuffing | 25 |
| #1253 | herringcello | 15 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #408 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 9 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #402 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 9 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #373 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #151 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 21 |
| #282 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #222 | lavender striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #422 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #324 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #357 | mauve striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #740 | nanite-infested candy cane | 16 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #319 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #545 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #318 | off-white striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #315 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 14 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #324 | puce paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #370 | puce plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #335 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #286 | puce striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #398 | quantum polarity inducer | 9 |
| #371 | recursive spline reticulator | 9 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #487 | red plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #252 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #414 | red striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #411 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 9 |
| #1539 | rogue swarmer | 39 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1591 | sawblade fragment | 35 |
| #439 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 9 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1561 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 32 |
| #2235 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
| #1572 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1531 | stuffed astral badger | 34 |
| #1641 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1609 | stuffed cocoabo | 31 |
| #1777 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1672 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1811 | stuffed hand turkey | 29 |
| #1572 | stuffed mind flayer | 33 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1927 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1783 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #1619 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #769 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #1731 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 33 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #387 | sub-molecular interocitor | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #278 | tofurkey gravy | 30 |
| #332 | tofurkey leg | 25 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1608 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #208 | unstable quark | 3 |
| #1848 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #273 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #766 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #317 | yellow striped oyster egg | 8 |