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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
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| #507 | Cloaca-Cola | 65 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #413 | Dyspepsi grenade | 32 |
| #819 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 62 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #249 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 5 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #111 | aspirin | 7 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1382 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #583 | blue snowcone | 6 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #90 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #481 | capacitor relay | 22 |
| #1033 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #23 | charged magnet | 5 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #404 | daisy | 5 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1520 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1310 | fake hand | 7 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #697 | felt | 13 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #791 | googly eye | 16 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #549 | green snowcone | 8 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #784 | ion grid | 13 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #618 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #361 | mugcake | 5 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #629 | orange snowcone | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1618 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #399 | potted cactus | 5 |
| #153 | potted fern | 5 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #610 | purple snowcone | 8 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | red snowcone | 5 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #657 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #1615 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1008 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #701 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #927 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #576 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #578 | stuffed dodecapede | 5 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #278 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #346 | toy wheel | 27 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #365 | urinal cake | 5 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #452 | white balloon | 5 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1447 | yellow snowcone | 9 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |