| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #816 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #789 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #828 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #674 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 9 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #713 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 8 |
| #548 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #703 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 6 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #452 | blood flower | 16 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #828 | bone chips | 4 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #439 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 21 |
| #425 | candied yams | 22 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #563 | drywall axe | 22 |
| #167 | duck-on-a-string | 13 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #930 | eggnog | 16 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #239 | enchanted barbell | 8 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1004 | fruitcake | 19 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1070 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #25 | grue egg omelette | 115 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #665 | shiny ring | 37 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 76 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #363 | teddy bear | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 18 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 10 |
| #397 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 6 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #253 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 17 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #307 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 14 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #258 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 17 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #133 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 27 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #331 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 13 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #184 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 12 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #293 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 15 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #223 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 18 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 15 |
| #390 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 11 |
| #195 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 21 |
| #215 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 20 |
| #233 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 18 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #596 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #433 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 10 |
| #211 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 20 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #396 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #326 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic moneybee | 20 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #212 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 19 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic peacannon | 12 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #409 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #362 | tofurkey gravy | 24 |
| #367 | tofurkey leg | 23 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #274 | yo-yo | 110 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |