| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #819 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #790 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #514 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #749 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #454 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #830 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #678 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 9 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #681 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #715 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 8 |
| #551 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #706 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 6 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #609 | antique record album | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #453 | blood flower | 16 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #826 | bone chips | 4 |
| #4836 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #440 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 21 |
| #425 | candied yams | 22 |
| #1793 | candy cane | 15 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #563 | drywall axe | 22 |
| #167 | duck-on-a-string | 13 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #929 | eggnog | 16 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #240 | enchanted barbell | 8 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1005 | fruitcake | 19 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1072 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #24 | grue egg omelette | 115 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #665 | shiny ring | 37 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 76 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #363 | teddy bear | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 18 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 10 |
| #399 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 6 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #253 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 17 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 14 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 17 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #137 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 27 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 13 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 12 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #295 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 15 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #223 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 18 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 15 |
| #392 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 11 |
| #197 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 21 |
| #214 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 20 |
| #233 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 18 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #598 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #437 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 10 |
| #214 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 20 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #398 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #328 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #205 | tiny plastic moneybee | 20 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 19 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #180 | tiny plastic peacannon | 12 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #412 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 6 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #363 | tofurkey gravy | 24 |
| #369 | tofurkey leg | 23 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #274 | yo-yo | 110 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |