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| #32 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 25 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
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| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #74 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
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| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #92 | CRIMBCO wine | 69 |
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| #29 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 106 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
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| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
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| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #269 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 39 |
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| #7 | Fitspiration™ poster | 209 |
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| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
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| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
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| #67 | Lars the Cyberian | 5 |
| #165 | Let Me Be! | 8 |
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| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #18 | Little Crimson Book | 2 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin healscroll | 2 |
| #132 | Mer-kin killscroll | 3 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #34 | Necrotelicomnicon | 32 |
| #162 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 8 |
| #176 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 8 |
| #232 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #210 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #158 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 5 |
| #55 | O'RLY manual | 44 |
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| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
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| #77 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 5 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #102 | Sinful Desires | 7 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #55 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 31 |
| #51 | Summer Nights | 11 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #69 | Tales from the Fireside | 9 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #66 | The Art of Slapfighting | 16 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #34 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 4 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #62 | Uncle Romulus | 21 |
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| #310 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
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| #346 | awful poetry journal | 370 |
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| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #278 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 4 |
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| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
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| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
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| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
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| #287 | love song of smoldering passion | 4 |
| #275 | love song of sugary cuteness | 3 |
| #252 | love song of vague ambiguity | 5 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
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| #38 | mother's secret recipe | 4 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
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| #69 | old love note | 10 |
| 🥉 | origami "gentlemen's" magazine | 1 |
| #1091 | paperclip | 3 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
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| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
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| #125 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 2 |
| #95 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #91 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #84 | red book | 4 |
| #39 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 11 |
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| #500 | scroll of drastic healing | 106 |
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| #918 | star chart | 1 |
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| #126 | terrible poem | 11 |
| #34 | triad summoning scroll | 13 |
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| #26 | wreath of laurels | 19 |