blahquabats

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#14371-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14553-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122333398 scroll1
#933334 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#394668 scroll1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#2096Angry Farmer candy1
#1011Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1731Cloaca grenade1
#1495Cloaca-Cola1
#1151Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#455Disco Banjo1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2052Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#857Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#1688Feynman gate1
#1868Imp Ale1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#821Knob mushroom1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#351Knob stuffed shells1
#491Knoll shroomkabob1
#1109Meleegra™ pills1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2658Rock Pops1
#1319Senior Mints1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#1061anticheese1
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#1105asbestos ore1
#1080asparagus knife1
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#1193astral mushroom1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
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#14babycakes50
#2450baconstone1
#501baggie of powdered sugar31
#430balaclava1
#2043ball1
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#151basic meat spork1
#144basic meat sword1
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#1172batgut1
#1063bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#1005big red clown nose1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#1047black pixel1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
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#963bloody clown pants1
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#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1232blue pixel1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#878blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#280boring spaghetti1
#1331bottle of gin1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
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#1368bottle of tequila1
#1261bottle of vodka1
#1506bottle of whiskey1
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#1335boxed wine1
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#249buckler buckle1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#1095bum cheek1
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#1141candied kobold1
#2875candied yams1
#3829candy stake1
#1758capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#640carob chunk noodles1
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#873casino pass1
#1030cast1
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#1705chaos butterfly1
#1061chef's hat1
#664cherry1
#765chorizo taco1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#985chrome ore1
#967cloudy potion1
#797clown shoes1
#1222cocoa egg1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#746cool mushroom1
#864cool whip1
#468delicious noodles1
#1622dill1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1628disassembled clover1
#1848disco ball1
#1717disco mask1
#813drab sonata1
#930draggin' ball hat1
#782dried face1
#1139dry noodles1
#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#946effervescent potion1
#870empty blowgun1
#952f3d0r41
#2392felt1
#322fettucini Inconnu1
#957fizzy potion1
#955flaming crutch1
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#773grapefruit1
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#842green snowcone1
🥈green traffic cone1
#2400hamethyst1
#1193heavy D1
#892hemp string1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#966hill of beans1
#998hot katana blade1
#1286hot wing1
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1776ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1193jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#910ketchup hound1
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#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1295lead necklace1
#1234lemon1
#1751length of string1
#1025line1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#1453loose teeth1
#569lovecat tail1
#385magic lamp1
#1219magical ice cubes1
#834maple syrup1
#1299mariachi pants1
#665martini1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#984meat paste1
#1087meat vortex1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#266menudo ravioli1
#937milky potion1
#599mullet wig1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#941orange1
#861orange snowcone1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1889oyster basket1
#186painful penne pasta1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#537piercing post1
#1095pile of candy1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1613pork elf goodies sack1
#2213porquoise1
#812potted cactus1
#1166probability potion1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#891purple snowcone1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#327ratini1
#223ravioli della hippy1
#1505ravioli hat1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#797red pixel1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#846red snowcone1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#515redrum1
#772reodorant1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#309rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#454rockin' wagon1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#855royal jelly1
#647rum and cola1
#884sabre teeth1
#1708saucepan1
#407sausage pizza1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#412serum of sarcasm1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#942skeleton key1
#1014smart skull1
#1335soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#478souvenir ski t-shirt1
#353spaghetti with Skullheads1
#1389spectral pickle1
#1856spooky felt1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1891spooky length of string1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#181spooky stir-fry1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1571spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2247stainless steel slacks1
#1861stainless steel solitaire1
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#249stinky mushroom wine1
#888strawberry1
#2643stuffing1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#1224sunken chest1
#809t8r tots1
#831taco shell1
#322tasket1
#616tassel1
#2033teddy bear1
#348tequila with training wheels1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#507tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory4
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#220tiny die-cast Don Crimbo3
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#612tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer3
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#610tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer3
#485tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer4
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#623tiny die-cast factory worker elf3
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#491tiny die-cast middle-management elf4
#507tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf4
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1356tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3858tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#891tires1
#265tisket1
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1136tomato1
#2069top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#1642vinegar1
#465vodka martini1
#586wang1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#1027white pixel1
#809white satin pants1
#1058white snake skin1
#814windchimes1
#1221wooden block1
#191wooden figurine1
#811wooden stakes1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2117yellow snowcone1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 652 items total!

what items are this player missing?