| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #693 | Cloaca grenade | 18 |
| #605 | Cloaca-Cola | 48 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #295 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #228 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #194 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 12 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #950 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #498 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 125 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #281 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #191 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #243 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 9 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #190 | Elfin shortbread | 5 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #779 | abominable snowcone | 9 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #336 | balaclava baklava | 7 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #548 | black snowcone | 4 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #654 | bloody beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #253 | blue snowcone | 74 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #117 | bowl of mernudo | 5 |
| #14 | brains casserole | 100 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #759 | candy cane | 48 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool mushroom casserole | 2,748 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #533 | eggnog | 33 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #388 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #403 | felt | 21 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #489 | fruitcake | 45 |
| #1282 | ghost cucumber | 14 |
| #398 | gingerbread bugbear | 60 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #588 | green beer | 20 |
| #189 | green snowcone | 116 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #578 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 134 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #720 | length of string | 15 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #271 | martini | 11 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #209 | orange snowcone | 118 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #272 | purple snowcone | 87 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #304 | red snowcone | 67 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #357 | redrum | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #180 | salty dog | 209 |
| #403 | shot of orange schnapps | 6 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #282 | spiced rum | 2 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3120 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #460 | stuffed doppelshifter | 30 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #860 | stuffing | 10 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #273 | tequila sunrise | 4 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #17 | tofu casserole | 152 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #385 | whiskey and cola | 4 |
| #566 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |