| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #694 | Cloaca grenade | 18 |
| #606 | Cloaca-Cola | 48 |
| #496 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #297 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #230 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #196 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 12 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #499 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 125 |
| #502 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #283 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #193 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #245 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 9 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #190 | Elfin shortbread | 5 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #779 | abominable snowcone | 9 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #339 | balaclava baklava | 7 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #548 | black snowcone | 4 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #659 | bloody beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #251 | blue snowcone | 74 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #117 | bowl of mernudo | 5 |
| #14 | brains casserole | 100 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #801 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1700 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #762 | candy cane | 48 |
| #1094 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool mushroom casserole | 2,748 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #532 | eggnog | 33 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #389 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #635 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #404 | felt | 21 |
| #1132 | fire | 3 |
| #488 | fruitcake | 45 |
| #1282 | ghost cucumber | 14 |
| #397 | gingerbread bugbear | 60 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #587 | green beer | 20 |
| #189 | green snowcone | 116 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1996 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #579 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 134 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #721 | length of string | 15 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #272 | martini | 11 |
| #503 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #210 | orange snowcone | 118 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #270 | purple snowcone | 87 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #302 | red snowcone | 67 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #357 | redrum | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1523 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #181 | salty dog | 209 |
| #404 | shot of orange schnapps | 6 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #282 | spiced rum | 2 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #1126 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #685 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4332 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #460 | stuffed doppelshifter | 30 |
| #3824 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4902 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4147 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3734 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #862 | stuffing | 10 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #275 | tequila sunrise | 4 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #586 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #953 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #17 | tofu casserole | 152 |
| #1619 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #387 | whiskey and cola | 4 |
| #569 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #1165 | yo-yo | 13 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |