| #901 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #33 | banana | 322 |
| #123 | banana cream pie | 5 |
| #70 | banana daiquiri | 5 |
| #362 | banana peel | 9 |
| #158 | banana smoothie | 5 |
| #61 | banana spritzer | 6 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #240 | bananagate | 29 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #304 | borg sock monkey | 6 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #9 | bunch of bananas | 730 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #112 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 14 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #292 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #404 | daisy | 5 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #450 | dollhive | 19 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1072 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| 🥈 | fake fake vomit | 9,892 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #750 | felt | 12 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1030 | gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #397 | green candy heart | 46 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #399 | iGoogly | 60 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #427 | lavender candy heart | 39 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1447 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #601 | nanofiber cloth | 8 |
| #494 | orange candy heart | 39 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #435 | pink candy heart | 43 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #413 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #1126 | pretty flower | 13 |
| #99 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #369 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 24 |
| #95 | right half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1173 | robotronic egg | 20 |
| #1309 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #92 | star | 1,001 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #476 | stuffing | 19 |
| #408 | sub-molecular interocitor | 8 |
| #39 | sugar banana | 83 |
| #302 | synthetic stuffing | 35 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #214 | theoretical string | 108 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #237 | toy hoverpad | 91 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #643 | toy wheel | 14 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #1615 | unstable laser battery | 34 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #418 | white candy heart | 50 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #296 | yellow candy heart | 147 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #553 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |