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| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
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| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
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| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
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| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
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| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
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| #308 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
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| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
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| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |