| 🥇 | Aggressive Carrot | 47,049 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #10 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 194 |
| #25 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 2 |
| #32 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #74 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #8 | Chroner trigger | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #37 | Cornbeefadon | 3 |
| #405 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 13 |
| #25 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 73 |
| #1091 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #160 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #288 | Crimbo pie | 9 |
| #208 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #111 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 11 |
| #293 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 15 |
| #93 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 4 |
| #320 | Elf Guard MPC | 3 |
| #107 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #20 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 8 |
| #16 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #720 | Jack-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #7 | My First Paycheck envelope | 14 |
| #160 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #158 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #7 | Supernova Champagne | 10,918 |
| 🥇 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 30,933 |
| 🥉 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 602 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #93 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| 🥈 | autumn breeze | 17,263 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #547 | battered Crimbo Crate | 18 |
| #110 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #31 | black Crimbo ball | 1,002 |
| #345 | blind-packed capsule toy | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #886 | box of sunshine | 295 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #126 | cloning kit | 9 |
| 🥉 | confusing LED clock | 1,939 |
| #103 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #115 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 3 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #623 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #15 | detective tattoo | 1 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| 🥉 | enchanted toothpick | 1,972 |
| #111 | fake plastic grass | 16 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #4 | foolscap fool's cap | 15,581 |
| #114 | fried air | 2 |
| #70 | gooified animal matter | 68 |
| #101 | gooified mineral matter | 24 |
| #197 | gooified vegetable matter | 10 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1190 | grue egg | 22 |
| #2693 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #13 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | lab-grown meat | 14 |
| #650 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #63 | magical pony: Uniquity | 74 |
| #88 | mysterious present | 6 |
| #101 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #104 | peppermint-scented socks | 3 |
| #113 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | poisonsettia | 12 |
| #1614 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #14 | prank Crimbo card | 21 |
| #176 | pretty flower | 1,884 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | shard of double-ice | 1,385 |
| #22 | ski resort souvenir crate | 8 |
| 🥇 | small leather glove | 4,400 |
| 🥉 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 4 |
| #638 | solid gold bowling ball | 26 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1703 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1641 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2961 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #2794 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #722 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #148 | tiny bowler | 2 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 10 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #561 | tiny house | 249 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 2 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 35 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 3 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 191 |
| #59 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 6 |
| #28 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 131 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Toybot | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 11 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 3 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic hermit | 47 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 6 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic warbear | 4 |
| #45 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 4 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #200 | tiny slimy cyst | 3 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | tropical island souvenir crate | 354 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥈 | unwound mechanical songbird | 1 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #30 | white Crimbo ball | 1,001 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |