| #225 | BGE merchandise order form | 19 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 17 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #693 | Cloaca grenade | 18 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #705 | Crimbuck | 1,300 |
| #1266 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #627 | Dyspepsi grenade | 19 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #768 | M-242 | 7 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #464 | bone chips | 27 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #580 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #1839 | elven cellocello | 7 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #742 | giant discarded plastic fork | 12 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #870 | length of string | 12 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #327 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #293 | pirate shirt | 6 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #671 | portable photocopier | 8 |
| #248 | red plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #710 | sparkler | 7 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #722 | stuffing | 12 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1011 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #819 | useless powder | 79 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #428 | wooden block | 7 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |