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| #85 | Black No. 2 | 160 |
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| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
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| #617 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #566 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
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| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #45 | adder bladder | 522 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
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| #1042 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
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| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
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| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
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| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
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| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #192 | guano coffee cup | 16 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1589 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
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| #327 | hippy medical kit | 7 |
| #384 | hippy protest button | 5 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
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| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
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| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #776 | mafia aria | 21 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #363 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #35 | meat face | 2 |
| #159 | mixed wildflower greens | 6 |
| #429 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 5 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #39 | nothing-in-the-box | 51 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #668 | oversized pizza cutter | 3 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #1155 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1358 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #130 | red plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #240 | ring of adornment | 2 |
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| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
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| #55 | roll of drink tickets | 3 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
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| #594 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #803 | salamander spleen | 3 |
| #848 | seal tooth | 4 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #1285 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #519 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
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| #296 | small leather glove | 3 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #569 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 150 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #901 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #749 | stalk of asparagus | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
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| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
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| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #331 | stunt nuts | 5 |
| #223 | styrofoam ore | 9 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #296 | tap shoes | 4 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #67 | ten-leaf clover | 825 |
| #1041 | thin black candle | 27 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #556 | tiny house | 250 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
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| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #964 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #732 | tires | 3 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #200 | tomato | 300 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #468 | tube of dread wax | 3 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #959 | turtle totem | 19 |
| #994 | useless powder | 45 |
| #87 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 16 |
| #413 | wad of dough | 99 |
| #212 | warm mushroom | 9 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #260 | wussiness potion | 67 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
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