| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #122 | C.H.U.M. chum | 14 |
| #351 | Cloaca grenade | 50 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi grenade | 50 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #314 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 17 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #285 | decaying goldfish liver | 19 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #371 | gator skin | 12 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #399 | hobo nickel | 644 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #375 | robotronic egg | 67 |
| #655 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #586 | rogue swarmer | 69 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #705 | sawblade fragment | 59 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #256 | sewer nuggets | 87 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #72 | stuffed gray blob | 483 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #832 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 9 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #715 | unstable laser battery | 54 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |