| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #121 | C.H.U.M. chum | 14 |
| #352 | Cloaca grenade | 50 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi grenade | 50 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #314 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 17 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #890 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #284 | decaying goldfish liver | 19 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #323 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #373 | gator skin | 12 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #400 | hobo nickel | 644 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #375 | robotronic egg | 67 |
| #659 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #587 | rogue swarmer | 69 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #705 | sawblade fragment | 59 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #256 | sewer nuggets | 87 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #72 | stuffed gray blob | 483 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 9 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #911 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #916 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #946 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #715 | unstable laser battery | 54 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |