| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #708 | Feynman gate | 12 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #809 | capacitor relay | 11 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1526 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #657 | ion grid | 17 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1783 | killing feather | 25 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #541 | logic synthesizer | 18 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #747 | robotronic egg | 39 |
| #482 | [2108]rock | 9 |
| #1577 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
| #1548 | sawblade fragment | 36 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #758 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #571 | spooky length of string | 18 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2840 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #525 | toy wheel | 18 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1379 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1349 | yo-yo | 10 |