| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #706 | Feynman gate | 12 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #808 | capacitor relay | 11 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1532 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #655 | ion grid | 17 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1782 | killing feather | 25 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #540 | logic synthesizer | 18 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #749 | robotronic egg | 39 |
| #486 | [2108]rock | 9 |
| #1576 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
| #1548 | sawblade fragment | 36 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #757 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #570 | spooky length of string | 18 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #639 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2215 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #525 | toy wheel | 18 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |