| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
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| #213 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 48 |
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| #962 | 8-ball | 13 |
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| #345 | ASCII shirt | 5 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
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| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #539 | Black No. 2 | 5 |
| #617 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #199 | Blatantly Canadian | 16 |
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| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
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| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
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| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
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| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
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| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
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| #281 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
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| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
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| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #779 | abominable snowcone | 9 |
| #41 | abstraction: action | 12 |
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| #20 | abstraction: joy | 22 |
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| #358 | acoustic guitarrr | 10 |
| #510 | adder bladder | 7 |
| #329 | agua de vida | 2 |
| #398 | all-purpose cleaner | 9 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #320 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 47 |
| #186 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 43 |
| #322 | ancient protein powder | 11 |
| #408 | ancient spice | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #884 | bar skin | 4 |
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| #141 | bartender-in-the-box | 2 |
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| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
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| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
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| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #154 | bazookafish bubble gum | 21 |
| #523 | beach glass bead | 3 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #305 | beer bomb | 88 |
| #406 | beer bong | 3 |
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| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #211 | bejeweled pledge pin | 32 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #247 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #551 | big red clown nose | 8 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #69 | big stick | 10 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #202 | bilge wine | 116 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #263 | bit-o-cactus | 13 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
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| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
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| #570 | black pixel | 22 |
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| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #735 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #435 | black sword | 4 |
| #347 | blackberry | 21 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
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| #568 | bloody clown pants | 6 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
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| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #366 | blue plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #350 | bone rattle | 4 |
| #206 | booty chest charrrm | 44 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #301 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 17 |
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| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
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| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #85 | bucket of honey | 50 |
| #178 | buckler buckle | 2 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #606 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 7 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #757 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #590 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #744 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #112 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 177 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |