| #25 | 1,970 carat gold | 250 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #145 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 12 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca grenade | 38 |
| #253 | Cloaca-Cola | 161 |
| #279 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 13 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #526 | Cold Hots candy | 9 |
| #200 | DUFRESNE Suds | 3 |
| #1301 | Daffy Taffy | 13 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #129 | Gummi-Gnauga | 32 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #9 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 16 |
| #98 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 8 |
| #76 | Now and Earlier | 90 |
| #31 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 9 |
| #199 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 147 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #290 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 17 |
| #387 | Sugar Cog | 5 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 2 |
| #77 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #419 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #30 | Victor's Spoils | 11 |
| #672 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #64 | Zoodriver | 2 |
| #623 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #551 | bit-o-cactus | 2 |
| #220 | blind-packed capsule toy | 42 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #82 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #57 | chocolate pasta spoon | 33 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #235 | corned-beef Reuben | 5 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #698 | drywall axe | 16 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #75 | fountain 'soda' | 5 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #297 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #24 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #697 | googly eye | 19 |
| #133 | handful of honey | 78 |
| #39 | hermit factoid | 17 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | iron pasta spoon | 9,054 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #667 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #70 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| #52 | pasta spoon | 1,065 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #359 | portable corkscrew | 19 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #54 | root beer | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #275 | scroll of pasta summoning | 55 |
| #182 | shovelful of dirt | 2 |
| #76 | single swig of vodka | 2 |
| #1093 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #80 | stepmom's booze | 6 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4901 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2882 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 9 |
| #6100 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4839 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #4901 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #135 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |