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| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #142 | Corpse Island iced tea | 36 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #78 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 4 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #137 | Eau de Guaneau | 4 |
| #196 | El Vibrato power sphere | 6 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #428 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #193 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 89 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #794 | Yummy Tummy bean | 226 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #510 | baby killer bee | 19 |
| #76 | bag of lard | 13 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #521 | barrrnacle | 29 |
| #463 | battered Crimbo Crate | 23 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #20 | blind-packed capsule toy | 836 |
| #255 | blue class ring | 13 |
| #89 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 10 |
| #343 | bottle of antifreeze | 3 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #102 | bowl of lucky charms | 8 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #187 | box of sunshine | 2,276 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #216 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #787 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 11 |
| #675 | candied yams | 13 |
| #289 | candy brain | 12 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #42 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #30 | concentrated garbage juice | 17 |
| #119 | corpse on the beach | 41 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #175 | corpsedriver | 27 |
| #122 | corpsetini | 40 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #118 | death blossom | 3 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #46 | dirty hobo gloves | 834 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #771 | dollhive | 8 |
| #93 | donkey flipbook | 8 |
| #193 | dusty Crimbo crate | 47 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #332 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 36 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #23 | exotic parrot egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #141 | fake blood | 8 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #948 | fake hand | 19 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #100 | freezerburned ice cube | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #523 | gold wedding ring | 6 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #758 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1942 | killing feather | 21 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #22 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #362 | pack of KWE trading card | 9 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #153 | potted fern | 5 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #59 | pregnant mushroom | 8 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #194 | red class ring | 79 |
| #93 | rewinged stab bat | 12 |
| #303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #125 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 11 |
| #2174 | sawblade fragment | 19 |
| #140 | scented massage oil | 12 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #79 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #63 | slimy chest | 2 |
| #151 | smut orc keepsake box | 3 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #101 | star starfish | 5 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #362 | stuffed can of asparagus | 12 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #2022 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #278 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #1562 | stuffed key | 18 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #2287 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1860 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #741 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #294 | sunken chest | 53 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #81 | tasty tart | 20 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy ™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #757 | tofurkey leg | 11 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #167 | twitching claw | 20 |
| #409 | unstable DNA | 127 |
| #2236 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #78 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 2 |
| #9 | vodka stratocaster | 374 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #203 | white class ring | 51 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #44 | wriggling tentacle | 2 |