| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1016 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #982 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #475 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #759 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #670 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #1169 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1088 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2386 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #547 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #443 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1284 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #443 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 5 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #153 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 62 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #869 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #503 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1574 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1377 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1148 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| #669 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #1953 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #576 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #145 | crystalline cheer | 818 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #257 | duct tape | 161 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1241 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #1168 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #173 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 353 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #106 | fat loot token | 42 |
| #349 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #265 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #721 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #477 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #331 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #897 | filthy lucre | 35 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #194 | gloomy black mushroom | 18 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #1810 | grue egg | 13 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #804 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #1189 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #305 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #155 | memory of a C | 8 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #42 | memory of a CT base pair | 2 |
| #185 | memory of a G | 6 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #173 | memory of a T | 7 |
| #153 | memory of an A | 8 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #234 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #72 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #71 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #1342 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #359 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #1605 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #1743 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #203 | ornate picture frame | 8 |
| #188 | radium-flavored potato chips | 353 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #423 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #184 | sealhide seal doll | 7 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #578 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #1738 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #514 | torn hellseal sinew | 5 |
| #513 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #176 | wand of pigification | 3 |
| #167 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 353 |