| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #116 | Mae West with a fly in it | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #314 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #598 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #440 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #447 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #1084 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #131 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #146 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #115 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #82 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 12 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #323 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 11 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #83 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #83 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #32 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 7 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #126 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 10 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 5 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 7 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #409 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 9 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 5 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |