| #180 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 20 |
| #176 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 17 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #815 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #164 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 18 |
| #232 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #354 | Feynman gate | 31 |
| #174 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 12 |
| #112 | Now and Earlier | 52 |
| #1172 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
| #209 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 374 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #306 | ball | 21 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #105 | briefcase | 143 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #706 | buckyball | 6 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #137 | doll house | 43 |
| #516 | dollhive | 15 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #792 | easter egg balloon | 31 |
| #112 | empty blowgun | 23 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #341 | felt | 24 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #65 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #50 | floaty rock | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #131 | giant discarded plastic fork | 61 |
| #171 | googly eye | 79 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #142 | huge spoon | 16 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #526 | iron pasta spoon | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #299 | kite | 25 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #185 | length of string | 63 |
| #188 | live lobster | 3 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #224 | marionette | 8 |
| #330 | mylar scout drone | 15 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #134 | pasta spoon | 372 |
| #458 | pet rock | 17 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #293 | pirate shirt | 6 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #600 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #139 | rag doll | 14 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #61 | rockfish stomach | 12 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #157 | sock monkey | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #362 | stuffed doppelshifter | 40 |
| #1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #406 | stuffing | 22 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #90 | targeting chip | 8 |
| #421 | teddy bear | 16 |
| #125 | teddy bear sewing kit | 4 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #159 | tiny knife and fork | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #747 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #763 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 13 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1635 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1406 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1008 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 18 |
| #856 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #922 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 16 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #765 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #697 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #717 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 13 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #545 | tofurkey gravy | 16 |
| #535 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #370 | top | 12 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #117 | toy wheel | 72 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #63 | unlocked meat locker | 3 |
| #529 | wooden block | 5 |
| #332 | worthless gewgaw | 14 |
| #248 | yo-yo | 122 |
| #166 | zombie pineal gland | 25 |