| #180 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 20 |
| #177 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 17 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #164 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 18 |
| #232 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #355 | Feynman gate | 31 |
| #174 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 12 |
| #110 | Now and Earlier | 52 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
| #208 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 374 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #305 | ball | 21 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #103 | briefcase | 143 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #136 | doll house | 43 |
| #515 | dollhive | 15 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #792 | easter egg balloon | 31 |
| #112 | empty blowgun | 23 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #340 | felt | 24 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #66 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #50 | floaty rock | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #130 | giant discarded plastic fork | 61 |
| #168 | googly eye | 79 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #142 | huge spoon | 16 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #526 | iron pasta spoon | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #299 | kite | 25 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #185 | length of string | 63 |
| #189 | live lobster | 3 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #224 | marionette | 8 |
| #330 | mylar scout drone | 15 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #133 | pasta spoon | 372 |
| #458 | pet rock | 17 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #293 | pirate shirt | 6 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #138 | rag doll | 14 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #62 | rockfish stomach | 12 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #158 | sock monkey | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #362 | stuffed doppelshifter | 40 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #405 | stuffing | 22 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #90 | targeting chip | 8 |
| #421 | teddy bear | 16 |
| #125 | teddy bear sewing kit | 4 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #159 | tiny knife and fork | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #762 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 13 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1006 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 18 |
| #854 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1152 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 16 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #717 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 13 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #544 | tofurkey gravy | 16 |
| #533 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #368 | top | 12 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #117 | toy wheel | 72 |
| #1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #63 | unlocked meat locker | 3 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #328 | worthless gewgaw | 14 |
| #248 | yo-yo | 122 |
| #165 | zombie pineal gland | 25 |