| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #660 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #644 | 5-ball | 5 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #797 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #720 | 8-ball | 22 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #301 | Goodfella contract | 126 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #163 | Meat detector | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #901 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #142 | bone collar | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #537 | bottle of goofballs | 48 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #174 | brass stinger | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #93 | can of starch | 2 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #257 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #288 | chocolate spurs | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #125 | diamond-studded fronts | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #116 | eye-pod | 5 |
| #217 | false eyelashes | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #489 | fancy dress ball | 26 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #95 | grue egg omelette | 38 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #311 | hypodermic needle | 5 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| #206 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #52 | icicle katana | 2 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #527 | jar of swamp gas | 59 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #621 | kneecapping stick | 18 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #294 | lead necklace | 33 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #119 | limburger biker boots | 4 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #277 | many-eyed glasses | 6 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #255 | moonglasses | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #205 | palm-frond toupee | 3 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #382 | prosthetic forehead | 4 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #223 | rhesus monkey | 3 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #367 | ring of aggravate monster | 20 |
| #234 | ring of fire resistance | 2 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #412 | scroll of pasta summoning | 31 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #111 | shock collar | 8 |
| #387 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #662 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #308 | sucky decal | 6 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #188 | teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #285 | tiny balloon knife | 2 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #259 | tiny maracas | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #338 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 44 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #233 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 15 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #238 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 59 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #473 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 9 |
| #346 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 42 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #693 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 25 |
| #331 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 44 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #218 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 17 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #564 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 29 |
| #374 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 40 |
| #310 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 47 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #253 | tiny plastic grue | 54 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #242 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 60 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #290 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 49 |
| #624 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 27 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #250 | tiny plastic mosquito | 56 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #786 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #162 | tiny plastic sauceror | 20 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #210 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 17 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #277 | tiny plastic stab bat | 53 |
| #346 | tiny plastic star starfish | 43 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #449 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 10 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #490 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1238 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #47 | tuning fork | 5 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #949 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 9 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |