| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #271 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #284 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1412 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1730 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #1032 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #1504 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #1697 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #647 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #2880 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #11 | nurse's hat | 60 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #687 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1483 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2145 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #361 | tasty tart | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #62 | thistle wine | 102 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2736 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1605 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |