| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1412 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1730 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #1032 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #1504 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #1698 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #647 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #2880 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #11 | nurse's hat | 60 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #688 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #361 | tasty tart | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #62 | thistle wine | 102 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1606 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |