SporkWielder

RankItemQuantity
#879Ancient Saucehelm3
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#70BRICKO hat1
#64BRICKO pants1
#62BRICKO sword1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1397Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#825Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1015Bonerdagon necklace9
#1166Boss Bat bling2
#625Boss Bat britches24
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1119CRIMBCO scrip40
#554Codpiece of the Goblin King14
#968Colander of Em-er'il3
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#297Crown of the Goblin King78
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#994Drowsy Sword14
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#1467Elder Turtle Shell2
#743Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#228Misty Cape6
#236Misty Robe6
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#195Orange Star of Sacrifice11
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#377Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#609Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette8
#267Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#1323Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette7
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#365Yellow Moon of Compassion9
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥇all-year sucker1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#620badass belt79
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
🥈blue ribbon1
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#81duct tape buckler1
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#109duct tape shirt1
#76duct tape sword2
#1610flashing novelty button1
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#540green glowstick3
#1336handful of confetti29
#143hardened slime pants1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1210heart of the volcano3
#60helm of the white knight1
#544hideous egg2
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#1140orange glowstick1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#214plexiglass pants1
#104plexiglass pendant2
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#505really dense meat stack13
#49red money bag30
#457rib of the Bonerdagon4
#10rose-colored glasses1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1033spectre scepter30
🥈speed limit shield1
#16spork1,095
#269stainless steel scarf11
#462stainless steel shillelagh9
#555stainless steel skullcap6
#691stainless steel slacks6
#417stainless steel solitaire7
#505stainless steel suspenders8
#105stapler bear1
#13sucker hakama18
#12sucker kabuto18
#14sucker tachi18
#970tattered paper crown1
🥇time sleigh1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8091tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#221tiny plastic hobo elf2
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8223tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#478tree skirt1
#53trousers of the white knight1
#851vertebra of the Bonerdagon8
#45white money bag12
#79wristwatch of the white knight1

Wow, that's 1,818 items total!

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