| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #39 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 58 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1076 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #77 | bed of coals | 8 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #439 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #704 | brick | 50 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #543 | buckyball | 9 |
| #238 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
| #1299 | candy cane | 25 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #200 | divine blowout | 100 |
| #208 | divine can of silly string | 100 |
| #384 | divine champagne flute | 10 |
| #242 | divine champagne popper | 20 |
| #229 | divine cracker | 30 |
| #208 | divine noisemaker | 100 |
| #926 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #921 | elven moonshine | 8 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #529 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #423 | golden ring | 55 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #489 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 6 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #782 | jar of swamp gas | 19 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1041 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #504 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #636 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #728 | robotronic egg | 40 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #321 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 50 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #219 | tortoise's blessing | 12 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |