| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #40 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 58 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1074 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #2942 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #78 | bed of coals | 8 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #663 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #441 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #749 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #705 | brick | 50 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #543 | buckyball | 9 |
| #237 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
| #1299 | candy cane | 25 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #200 | divine blowout | 100 |
| #209 | divine can of silly string | 100 |
| #384 | divine champagne flute | 10 |
| #242 | divine champagne popper | 20 |
| #229 | divine cracker | 30 |
| #209 | divine noisemaker | 100 |
| #925 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #920 | elven moonshine | 8 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #528 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #422 | golden ring | 55 |
| #984 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #488 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 6 |
| #570 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #782 | jar of swamp gas | 19 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1042 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #251 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #505 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #637 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #730 | robotronic egg | 40 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #320 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 50 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2216 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #2141 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1267 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #592 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #1428 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1801 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1856 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1671 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2804 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2485 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2145 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2561 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #201 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #219 | tortoise's blessing | 12 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |