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| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #17 | Grimacite Bock | 3 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #41 | Imp Ale | 7,703 |
| #119 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #577 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 12 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1948 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #253 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #281 | casino pass | 11 |
| 🥇 | demonskin trousers | 2,302 |
| #26 | hot wing | 4,956 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #48 | meat stack | 13,655 |
| #26 | raffle prize box | 18 |
| #324 | really dense meat stack | 20 |
| #867 | solid gold bowling ball | 16 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #1515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #2688 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #931 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #1420 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hermit | 10 |
| #108 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #733 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 24 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #1396 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |