| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #17 | Grimacite Bock | 3 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #40 | Imp Ale | 7,703 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 12 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #279 | casino pass | 11 |
| 🥇 | demonskin trousers | 2,302 |
| #26 | hot wing | 4,956 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #49 | meat stack | 13,655 |
| #26 | raffle prize box | 18 |
| #322 | really dense meat stack | 20 |
| #865 | solid gold bowling ball | 16 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #998 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #929 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1314 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hermit | 10 |
| #107 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #730 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 24 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |