| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #346 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |