Cucumber Stan

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#911Baron von Ratsworth's monocle13
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
#1079Crown of the Goblin King22
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#706Dolphin King's crown6
#428Dr. Hobo's scalpel8
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#331Elder Turtle Shell7
#1366Feynman gate3
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#336Scalp of Gorgolok8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#709baconstone11
#2162badass belt24
#2042ball1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#235black polka-dot oyster egg23
#667black shield1
#659black striped oyster egg8
#727black sword1
#139blue plastic oyster egg33
#665blue striped oyster egg7
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#1131brine5
#545can of fake snow1
#1460capacitor relay3
#1180carbon nanotube frame6
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#3274club necklace1
#176coconut bikini top1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#3285diamond necklace1
#1349dill5
#1640doll house1
#520drywall axe24
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#1069easter egg balloon23
#2393felt1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#269floral print shirt1
#428frilly shirt1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1632ghost cucumber4
#596giant discarded bottlecap8
#664giant discarded plastic fork14
#965giant discarded torn-up glove3
#1269giant pinky ring8
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#210gingham blouse1
#723gloomy black mushroom4
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#331goth kid t-shirt14
#1547grue egg16
#478hamethyst17
#5199handful of confetti1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2060kite1
#241lavender paisley oyster egg13
#1751length of string1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#1537logic synthesizer2
#1086marionette1
#1565mushroom fermenting solution1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#924off-white plastic oyster egg5
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#329oyster basket12
#569pail18
#471pants of the Slug Lord8
#2716pet rock1
#681pirate shirt1
#790porquoise9
#1172portable corkscrew3
#145puce plastic oyster egg21
#1303rag doll1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#228red striped oyster egg12
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#923shiny ring24
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1348sock monkey1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1978spade necklace3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3791spectre scepter1
#299spooky bicycle chain8
#285spooky cosmetics bag8
#288star shirt1
#4206stuffed Cheshire bitten9
#3370stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech13
#4835stuffed angry cow7
#4932stuffed astral badger7
#4331stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#4161stuffed cocoabo9
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#5316stuffed flaming gravy fairy6
#4055stuffed frozen gravy fairy10
#4591stuffed hand turkey8
#3778stuffed mind flayer11
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#4602stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#4742stuffed snowy owl7
#5812stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#4253stuffed stinky gravy fairy9
#5320stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#2643stuffing1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#593supportive bra1
#2033teddy bear1
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1381vinegar5
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 835 items total!

what items are this player missing?