| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1165 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #903 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #875 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #923 | bottle of rum | 16 |
| #906 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #804 | bottle of whiskey | 18 |
| #817 | boxed wine | 10 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #1180 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #950 | cranberries | 5 |
| #565 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1179 | disassembled clover | 8 |
| #203 | disco ball | 271 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #883 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #865 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #873 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #880 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #840 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #474 | grapefruit | 8 |
| #627 | grapes | 4 |
| #861 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #109 | head mirror | 1 |
| #656 | herbs | 9 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #1041 | little paper umbrella | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1147 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #131 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #141 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #841 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #212 | pie man was not meant to eat | 9 |
| #688 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #480 | rat appendix | 10 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #361 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #831 | spices | 6 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #113 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #957 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #803 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |