| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #905 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #921 | bottle of rum | 16 |
| #907 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #802 | bottle of whiskey | 18 |
| #815 | boxed wine | 10 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #1171 | coconut shell | 2 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #948 | cranberries | 5 |
| #566 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1174 | disassembled clover | 8 |
| #201 | disco ball | 271 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #881 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #872 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #838 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #474 | grapefruit | 8 |
| #628 | grapes | 4 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #655 | herbs | 9 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #1033 | little paper umbrella | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1137 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #211 | pie man was not meant to eat | 9 |
| #681 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #480 | rat appendix | 10 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #830 | spices | 6 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #109 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |