| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #233 | BURT | 126 |
| #403 | Chroner | 33 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #101 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 2 |
| #172 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 2 |
| #117 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 2 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 7 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 7 |
| #77 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 3 |
| #29 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #15 | Jamaican coffee | 36 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #49 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #27 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #55 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #63 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #70 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #275 | can of Red Minotaur | 16 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #37 | elf army field rations | 2 |
| #130 | elven hardtack | 44 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #9 | flask of egggrog | 43 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #8 | gingerbread nylons | 152 |
| #59 | gingerbread pirate | 3 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #181 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #6 | hot wine | 37 |
| #37 | ice wine | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #201 | memory of a C | 5 |
| #177 | memory of an A | 6 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #75 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #37 | officer's nog | 15 |
| #57 | old-school pirate grog | 5 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #86 | party beer bomb | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #73 | peppermint tack | 8 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #142 | red drunki-bear | 3 |
| #44 | reverse Tantalus | 1 |
| 🥇 | rock lobster | 37 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #13 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 63 |
| #56 | shining goblet | 2 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #53 | space wine | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #673 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 32 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #12 | sugarplum ration | 74 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #22 | wet tack | 3 |
| #30 | whalecake | 2 |
| #34 | whalesteak | 23 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #18 | yule grog | 2 |