| #12 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 55 |
| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1060 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #125 | Chroner | 760 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #14 | Cold One | 1,064 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #1901 | Crimbuck | 55 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #643 | Goodfella contract | 16 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 2 |
| #369 | Instant Karma | 18 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #245 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 28 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #109 | Red Roger's reliquary | 2 |
| #531 | Red Rover BB gun | 4 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #41 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 433 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 18 |
| #301 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| 🥉 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 3,205 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #28 | Yorick | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #126 | bejeweled cufflinks | 29 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #450 | black candy heart | 15 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3696 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #376 | club necklace | 17 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #424 | crystalline cheer | 13 |
| #61 | dense meat stack | 153,346 |
| #375 | diamond necklace | 16 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #165 | ert grey goo ring | 2 |
| #54 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 420 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #105 | fancy opera glasses | 37 |
| #702 | foam dart | 7 |
| 🥇 | fried air | 1,174 |
| #27 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 95 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #169 | giant designer sunglasses | 26 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| 🥉 | gold wedding ring | 929 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | grey down vest | 4,337 |
| #6 | grue egg | 644 |
| #9 | handful of confetti | 610 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #197 | heart necklace | 27 |
| #696 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| 🥇 | hyperinflated seal lung | 2,007 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #829 | joybuzzer | 30 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #181 | peanut brittle shield | 20 |
| #248 | pork elf goodies sack | 31 |
| #31 | puppet strings | 3 |
| #41 | quantum of familiar | 11 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #195 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 28 |
| #302 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 21 |
| #605 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| 🥉 | shadow bread | 782 |
| 🥇 | shadow brick | 4,781 |
| 🥉 | shadow flame | 1,067 |
| 🥉 | shadow fluid | 1,783 |
| 🥈 | shadow glass | 1,384 |
| 🥇 | shadow ice | 2,831 |
| 🥇 | shadow nectar | 2,957 |
| #8 | shadow sausage | 421 |
| 🥈 | shadow sinew | 1,048 |
| 🥇 | shadow skin | 1,378 |
| 🥇 | shadow stick | 1,637 |
| #4 | shadow venom | 594 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| 🥉 | soap knife | 6,570 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #8 | space blanket | 131 |
| #436 | spade necklace | 15 |
| #24 | spaghetti breakfast | 1,065 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #38 | stone banjo | 16 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #428 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 103 |
| #327 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 106 |
| #341 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 102 |
| #433 | stuffed Meat | 105 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #382 | stuffed angry cow | 100 |
| #369 | stuffed astral badger | 104 |
| #299 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 121 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #736 | stuffed cocoabo | 61 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #400 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 100 |
| #376 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 102 |
| #290 | stuffed hand turkey | 118 |
| #171 | stuffed key | 258 |
| #314 | stuffed mind flayer | 115 |
| #296 | stuffed mink | 136 |
| #291 | stuffed monocle | 139 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #446 | stuffed scary death orb | 93 |
| #405 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 98 |
| #414 | stuffed snowy owl | 95 |
| #336 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 111 |
| #414 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 96 |
| #224 | stuffed teddy butler | 161 |
| #375 | stuffed tin of caviar | 116 |
| #156 | stuffed treasure chest | 270 |
| #461 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 90 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #12 | void burger | 824 |
| #10 | void lager | 875 |
| #7 | void shard | 6 |
| #12 | void stone | 1,025 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |