#4 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 190 |
#128 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
#865 | Amulet of Yendor | 14 |
#2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
#533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
#412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
#40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
#64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
#101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
#32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
#40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
#118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#42 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 248 |
🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
#66 | Coinspiracy | 103 |
#529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
#13 | Cold One | 1,329 |
🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
#27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
#1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
#1901 | Crimbuck | 55 |
#1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
#251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
#23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
#1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
#1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
#16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#642 | Goodfella contract | 16 |
#28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
#23 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
#7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
#119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
#73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
#129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
#145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
🥈 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 2 |
#78 | Instant Karma | 146 |
#472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
#228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
#10 | Mad Train wine | 42,056 |
#29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
#14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
#24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
#26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
#22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
#24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
#579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
#247 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 28 |
#171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#92 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 70 |
#216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
#194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#724 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
#7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
#33 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
#114 | Red Roger's reliquary | 2 |
#529 | Red Rover BB gun | 4 |
🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
#1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
#10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#43 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
#28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
#83 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
#1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
#1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
#96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
#318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
#5 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 132 |
#357 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
#5 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 434 |
#159 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
#155 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 18 |
#317 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
#39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
#73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
#77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
#72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
#22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
#10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
#23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
#37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
#33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
#34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
🥇 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 5,402 |
#600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
#32 | Yorick | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
#89 | bejeweled cufflinks | 40 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#169 | black candy heart | 78 |
🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#3614 | box of sunshine | 18 |
#2052 | brick | 4 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#323 | club necklace | 19 |
#507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
#48 | crystalline cheer | 2,842 |
🥈 | delicious shimmering moth | 17,581 |
#45 | dense meat stack | 320,212 |
#740 | designer handbag | 3 |
#377 | diamond necklace | 16 |
#157 | eldritch effluvium | 388 |
#16 | eldritch elixir | 10 |
#656 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
#168 | ert grey goo ring | 2 |
#25 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 942 |
#1792 | fake hand | 1 |
#90 | fancy opera glasses | 44 |
#27 | figurine of a cold seal | 116 |
#39 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 26 |
#702 | foam dart | 7 |
🥇 | fried air | 1,439 |
#21 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 196 |
#1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
#149 | giant designer sunglasses | 28 |
🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
🥉 | gold wedding ring | 1,193 |
🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
🥇 | grey down vest | 4,871 |
#5 | grue egg | 776 |
#7 | handful of confetti | 742 |
#30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
#180 | heart necklace | 29 |
#699 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
#27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#829 | joybuzzer | 30 |
#30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
#1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#1083 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
#108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#38 | peanut brittle shield | 105 |
#5 | plump juicy grub | 18,584 |
#245 | pork elf goodies sack | 32 |
#31 | puppet strings | 3 |
#650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
#164 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 31 |
#244 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 24 |
#423 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 16 |
#546 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
#748 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
🥇 | scrap of shadow | 2,574 |
🥉 | shadow bread | 1,751 |
🥇 | shadow brick | 6,533 |
#18 | shadow candy | 1 |
🥇 | shadow flame | 2,475 |
🥈 | shadow fluid | 2,756 |
🥇 | shadow glass | 2,167 |
🥇 | shadow ice | 4,348 |
🥇 | shadow nectar | 4,614 |
#4 | shadow sausage | 1,933 |
🥈 | shadow sinew | 1,878 |
🥈 | shadow skin | 1,996 |
🥇 | shadow stick | 2,599 |
🥇 | shadow venom | 1,834 |
#16 | shining star cap | 1 |
#31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
#28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
🥈 | soap knife | 8,964 |
#152 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
#11 | space blanket | 131 |
#401 | spade necklace | 16 |
#20 | spaghetti breakfast | 1,330 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#38 | stone banjo | 16 |
#1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
#298 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 132 |
#260 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 124 |
#285 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 118 |
#333 | stuffed Meat | 129 |
#3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#305 | stuffed angry cow | 117 |
#283 | stuffed astral badger | 123 |
#267 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 135 |
#162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
#525 | stuffed cocoabo | 79 |
#3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
#341 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 113 |
#291 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 125 |
#255 | stuffed hand turkey | 130 |
#138 | stuffed key | 300 |
#280 | stuffed mind flayer | 126 |
#231 | stuffed mink | 162 |
#237 | stuffed monocle | 163 |
#1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#306 | stuffed scary death orb | 117 |
#327 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 112 |
#326 | stuffed snowy owl | 108 |
#297 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 125 |
#357 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 105 |
#182 | stuffed teddy butler | 195 |
#318 | stuffed tin of caviar | 133 |
#132 | stuffed treasure chest | 314 |
#7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
#132 | sugar shield | 3 |
#4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
#929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
#931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
#929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
#758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
#946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
#592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
#1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
#2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
#1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
#2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
#3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
#6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
#47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
#42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
#1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
#1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
#1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
#3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
#2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
#1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
#2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
#231 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
#3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
#3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
#2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
#2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
#777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
#45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
#3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
#40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
#73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
#3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
#1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
#1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
#3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
#3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
#1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
#2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
#6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
#3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
#1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
#1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
#4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
#2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
#3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
#1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
#39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
#953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
#38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
#4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
#3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
#3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
#36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
#2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
#3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
#2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
#37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
#2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
#4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
#3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
#2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
#1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#229 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 5 |
#3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
#4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
#4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
#3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
#6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
#3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
#860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
#3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
#46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
#1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
#39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
#1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
#39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
#8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
#4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
#8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
#3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
#3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
#3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
#2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
#3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#478 | tree skirt | 1 |
#1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
#10 | void burger | 1,130 |
#8 | void lager | 1,188 |
#5 | void shard | 7 |
#9 | void stone | 1,312 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
#28 | white arm towel | 1 |
#96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
#79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
#18 | zombie accordion | 1 |