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| #460 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #517 | 3-ball | 8 |
| #440 | 4-ball | 10 |
| #466 | 5-ball | 9 |
| #373 | 6-ball | 12 |
| #566 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #184 | 8-ball | 198 |
| #216 | 9-ball | 5 |
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| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #100 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 36 |
| #49 | Imp Ale | 6,442 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #181 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 29 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1296 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #17 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 5 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1096 | box of sunshine | 209 |
| #11 | broken cellular phone | 1,106 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #872 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1486 | easter egg balloon | 16 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #994 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #602 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1012 | googly eye | 11 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #210 | heart-shaped balloon | 83 |
| #200 | horizontal tango | 8 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #475 | length of string | 25 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #39 | personalized birthday cake | 46 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #578 | rubber emo roe | 55 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #66 | spooky eyeliner | 41 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #72 | spooky lipstick | 41 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #292 | string of blue beads | 38 |
| #219 | string of green beads | 46 |
| #182 | string of red beads | 52 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #69 | stuffed zmobie | 46 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #13 | tasket | 551 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #13 | tisket | 551 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #325 | toy wheel | 29 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #47 | tulip | 33 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #423 | white balloon | 7 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #681 | whoopie cushion | 45 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |