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| #464 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #520 | 3-ball | 8 |
| #443 | 4-ball | 10 |
| #470 | 5-ball | 9 |
| #377 | 6-ball | 12 |
| #569 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #187 | 8-ball | 198 |
| #219 | 9-ball | 5 |
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| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #100 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 36 |
| #51 | Imp Ale | 6,442 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #181 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 29 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2092 | Valentine | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1295 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #17 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 5 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1100 | box of sunshine | 209 |
| #11 | broken cellular phone | 1,106 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1487 | easter egg balloon | 16 |
| #1690 | eggnog | 5 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #993 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #601 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1013 | googly eye | 11 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #210 | heart-shaped balloon | 83 |
| #202 | horizontal tango | 8 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1689 | kite | 2 |
| #475 | length of string | 25 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #39 | personalized birthday cake | 46 |
| #1431 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #579 | rubber emo roe | 55 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #66 | spooky eyeliner | 41 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #72 | spooky lipstick | 41 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #292 | string of blue beads | 38 |
| #219 | string of green beads | 46 |
| #182 | string of red beads | 52 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #6182 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #4964 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #5347 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #6371 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1686 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #69 | stuffed zmobie | 46 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1211 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #13 | tasket | 551 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #13 | tisket | 551 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #326 | toy wheel | 29 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #46 | tulip | 33 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #423 | white balloon | 7 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #679 | whoopie cushion | 45 |
| #513 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |