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| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #451 | Crimboween memo | 22 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1927 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #944 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1508 | chaos butterfly | 4 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #743 | fine wine | 2 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1433 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #689 | strawberry | 6 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |