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| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1253 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #1844 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1656 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #690 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 75 |
| #1036 | Rock Pops | 44 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #303 | Wolfman Nardz | 4 |
| #836 | Yummy Tummy bean | 210 |
| #274 | alphabet gum | 6 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2996 | badass belt | 15 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #391 | computronic processing unit | 9 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #869 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #831 | fancy dress ball | 12 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #76 | foie gras | 32 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #931 | giant discarded plastic fork | 9 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #402 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 9 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #417 | length of string | 29 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #532 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #303 | quantum polarity inducer | 11 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1205 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #256 | recursive spline reticulator | 13 |
| #262 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 14 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #1339 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #806 | spooky length of string | 12 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #583 | string of green beads | 21 |
| #612 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #463 | sub-molecular interocitor | 6 |
| #337 | sugar-coated pine cone | 6 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #1132 | tree-eating kite | 19 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |