| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #268 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #958 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #669 | Cloaca-Cola | 40 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1012 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 40 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #103 | anniversary balloon | 12 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1179 | brine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #671 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1404 | dill | 4 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #670 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #348 | flaming talons | 19 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1631 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #367 | giant discarded plastic fork | 27 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #673 | grapefruit | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #429 | heart-shaped balloon | 14 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #1095 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #660 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1593 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1023 | skeleton bone | 9 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #626 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #88 | thin black candle | 4,227 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #262 | white Canadian | 11 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #285 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 8 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |