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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #264 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #669 | Cloaca-Cola | 40 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #881 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1010 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 40 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #102 | anniversary balloon | 12 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #291 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1180 | brine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #669 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1405 | dill | 4 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #348 | flaming talons | 19 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #367 | giant discarded plastic fork | 27 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #671 | grapefruit | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #429 | heart-shaped balloon | 14 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #973 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1024 | skeleton bone | 9 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #88 | thin black candle | 4,227 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #261 | white Canadian | 11 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #283 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 8 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |