| #200 | Amulet of Yendor | 112 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #793 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #79 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 57 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1910 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #454 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 8 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #176 | around the world | 14 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #168 | bag of airline peanuts | 156 |
| #232 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #334 | black candy heart | 30 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #344 | brick | 111 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #199 | clown hammer | 141 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #384 | cymbal syrup | 16 |
| #216 | defective skull | 109 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1364 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #422 | drum machine | 8 |
| #408 | duct tape | 92 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #271 | encoder ring | 71 |
| #265 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 191 |
| #171 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 150 |
| #454 | facsimile dictionary | 23 |
| #220 | fake fake vomit | 135 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #664 | grue egg | 40 |
| #2933 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1070 | heart necklace | 7 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #233 | jazz soap | 120 |
| #148 | jewelry-making pliers | 3 |
| #230 | joybuzzer | 120 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #354 | mood ring | 24 |
| #1603 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #28 | orange glowstick | 21 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #217 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 118 |
| #279 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 105 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #287 | pork elf goodies sack | 26 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #263 | radium-flavored potato chips | 218 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #202 | rubber emo roe | 148 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #2132 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #569 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #660 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #3370 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1862 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #3538 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2714 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #4029 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3196 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3569 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #182 | whoopie cushion | 153 |
| #260 | wind-up chattering teeth | 116 |
| #255 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 191 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #204 | x-ray specs | 107 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #230 | yellow snowcone | 135 |