| #201 | Amulet of Yendor | 112 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #79 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 57 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #455 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 8 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #179 | around the world | 14 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #168 | bag of airline peanuts | 156 |
| #230 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #334 | black candy heart | 30 |
| #1530 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #343 | brick | 111 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #197 | clown hammer | 141 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #385 | cymbal syrup | 16 |
| #217 | defective skull | 109 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1362 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #423 | drum machine | 8 |
| #409 | duct tape | 92 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #272 | encoder ring | 71 |
| #264 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 191 |
| #173 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 150 |
| #455 | facsimile dictionary | 23 |
| #222 | fake fake vomit | 135 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #660 | grue egg | 40 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #233 | jazz soap | 120 |
| #149 | jewelry-making pliers | 3 |
| #229 | joybuzzer | 120 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #356 | mood ring | 24 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #28 | orange glowstick | 21 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #219 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 118 |
| #281 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 105 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #286 | pork elf goodies sack | 26 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #263 | radium-flavored potato chips | 218 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #202 | rubber emo roe | 148 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1855 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #3530 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3233 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3600 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #184 | whoopie cushion | 153 |
| #260 | wind-up chattering teeth | 116 |
| #256 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 191 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #206 | x-ray specs | 107 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #233 | yellow snowcone | 135 |