Museum :: thebeees

thebeees

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#626	9-ball	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#23	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	132
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#83	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#108	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#123	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#204	D roll	34
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#17	Divine	144
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#24	Drip harness	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#50	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#90	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#81	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#69	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#89	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#98	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#105	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#83	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#86	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#51	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#36	Elizabeth's paintbrush	8
#469	Elmley shades	1
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#20	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	114
#6	Fettris	17
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#81	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	4
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#28	Gordon Bennett	67
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#75	Green Manalishi	27
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#20	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	150
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#84	Kelflar vest	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#62	Mae West	29
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#392	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#56	Mon Tiki	43
#26	Monstar energy beverage	534
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#212	New Zealand iced tea	35
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#349	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#117	Othello's dagger	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#46	Psychotic Train wine	30
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#43	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#107	Stephen's lab coat	1
#48	Stephen's secret formula	7
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#56	Super Weight-Gain 9000	4
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#33	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#32	Yorick	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#131	accord ion	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#30	actual tapas	73
#66	alarm accordion	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#164	ancient Magi-Wipes	57
#44	ancient calendar	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#642	asshat	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#123	autocalliope	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#430	balaclava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#122	bar whip	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#72	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#27	bastard baster	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#332	batskin belt	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#94	beaver spear	1
#31	beefy pill	10
#124	beer bomb	385
#571	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#20	big red button	4
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#89	black belt	1
#118	black blade	1
#124	black cloak	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#667	black shield	1
#726	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#41	bloodstain stick	37
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#117	bone bandoneon	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#1289	bottle of goofballs	19
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#1054	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#36	breadwand	1
#58	broken beer bottle	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#138	brown paper pants	1
#59	brown pirate pants	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#98	can cannon	1
#593	can of maces	1
#164	can of starch	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#103	candy knife	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#20	carbonated soy milk	447
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#6	chalk chalice	1
#8	chalk chapeau	1
#6	chalk chinos	1
#5	chalk chlamys	1
#234	charming flute	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#4	chiffon chamberpot	1
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#91	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	22
#12	chocolate leash	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#130	cigar box turtle	3
#63	cigarette lighter	33
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#26	club of corruption	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#86	coal shovel	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#149	cold water bottle	1
#85	combat fan	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#56	cool spore pod	4
#864	cool whip	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#522	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#17	corrupt club of corruption	1
#128	crêepy mask	1
#138	cracker	1
#54	crazy hobo notebook	28
#89	creepy doll head	1
#100	creepy voice box	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#161	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#27	crystalline reamer	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#28	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#142	death blossom	2
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#17	deluxe layer cake	38
#93	demon buckler	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#153	detective skull	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#87	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#345	dishrag	1
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#24	doll-eye amulet	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#134	dress pants	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#20	drippy truncheon	1
#241	droll monocle	1
#56	droopy doll eye	7
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#52	eagle feather	34
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#32	exotic jungle fruit	156
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1641	facsimile dictionary	2
#761	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#134	ferret bait	130
#412	fetid feather	14
#303	fez of etymology	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#48	filthy poultice	299
#298	finger cymbals	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#70	fire of unknown origin	19
#529	fire poi	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#319	flaming feather	32
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#173	flask flops	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#19	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	30
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#398	flirtatious feather	12
#82	floral-print skirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#53	foam pistol	1
#8	food drive button	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#269	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#32	free boots	1
#17	french-fry grabber	1
#233	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#385	frightful feather	18
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#88	frost-rimed seal hide	7
#309	frozen feather	32
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#98	frozen turtle shell	1
#144	funky dried mushroom	91
#540	furniture dolly	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#14	fusillocybin	7
#172	fustulent seal grulch	1
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#105	gas balloon	109
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#74	gauze garter	414
#183	gauze shorts	1
#18	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
#23	ghast iron cleaver	1
#17	ghast iron codpiece	1
#16	ghast iron heater shield	1
#100	ghost accordion	1
#587	ghost of a necklace	1
#122	ghost toga	1
#92	ghostly dagger	1
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#142	giant motorcycle boots	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#213	giant penguin keychain	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#183	giant safety pin	1
#118	giant spider leg	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#78	gimlet	13
#60	gingerbread gavel	1
#32	gingerbread mask	1
#126	giraffe-necked turtle	4
#156	gladiator tunica	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#37	glass of bourbon	18
#19	glass pie plate	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#50	glowing spore pod	3
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#58	gnawed-up dog bone	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#820	goat beard	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#792	gold wedding ring	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#76	grass whistle	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#37	green pixel potion	43
#488	grouchy restless spirit	13
#248	grue egg omelette	11
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#92	guancertina	1
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#98	half-melted spoon	1
#111	half-size scalpel	1
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
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Wow, that's 11,083 items total!

what items are this player missing?